$TAG
X gave everyone a $.
Only one of them is going up.
The cashtag is the only ticker with a billion-user UI already shipped. Creators are refreshing payout screenshots all day. $TAG is the payout screenshot.
The payout meter
Straight from the chain. Refreshes every 20 seconds, no refresh button, no promises.
Momentum
Buy / sell pressure 24h
Still posting for free.
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Creator payout tiers
Every creator has lived on this ladder. The chart climbs it in public.
The wall
Everyone posting the cashtag, in one place. The feed below is live — it's an X search, not a curated list, so it can't be faked.
Why this one
Native distribution
A cashtag isn't branding — it's a link. Every post that types $TAG renders as a tappable ticker with a built-in chart page. That distribution surface was built by someone else, ships on a billion phones, and costs nothing to use.
The FOMO already exists
Timelines are wall-to-wall payout screenshots. Nobody scrolls past them — they refresh them. $TAG doesn't have to manufacture the feeling. It just has to be the ticker inside the screenshot.
Promises nothing
No roadmap. No utility. No listing hopium. One joke, executed properly: the chart is a paycheck, and everyone can see whose it is. That's the entire product, stated plainly so nobody can claim they were told otherwise.
How to buy
- Get a Solana wallet. Phantom is the default. Fund it with SOL from any exchange.
- Copy the contract address from the button at the top of this page. Only trust the address on this site.
- Open pump.fun, paste the address, connect the wallet.
- Swap SOL for $TAG. Set slippage a little higher while the curve is thin.
FAQ
Is this affiliated with X or X Money?
No. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to X Corp., X Money, or any payments provider. It's a joke about creator payout culture, told from inside it. No X logos or marks are used anywhere on this site or in the art — just a dollar sign, which nobody owns.
What's the utility?
There isn't one, and there isn't going to be one. Anyone promising you utility on a coin like this is telling you what you want to hear.
What does "CLEARED" mean?
pump.fun coins trade on a bonding curve until roughly $69k market cap. At completion the protocol seeds a PumpSwap pool automatically and burns the LP tokens. That's the CLEARED tier — the payout, in the joke, clearing.
Can I lose money?
Yes, all of it, quickly. Meme coins go to zero as a matter of routine. Never put in money you need for anything real.
How do I know I have the right contract?
Use the address on this page or the one linked from the official X account. Impersonator tokens with near-identical names launch within minutes of anything that moves. Check the address character by character.